Temporal Trailblazers Joggers
Temporal Trailblazers Joggers
$34.00
In the heart of the wild west, there lived a man named Jed who loved to push the boundaries of time and space. One day, he stumbled upon a pair of sweat pants that he found at a trading post. They were a simple pair of joggers, made of soft and comfortable fabric, but something about them caught his eye.
As he put them on and started to jog, he suddenly found himself transported to a time far beyond his own. The world around him had transformed into a futuristic wonderland, full of flying cars and towering skyscrapers. But to his amazement, he discovered that he had developed superhuman speed and agility, able to dart through the bustling crowds with ease.
Jed knew he had stumbled upon something truly incredible. With his newfound abilities and trusty sweatpants, he set out to explore the endless possibilities of time travel. He traveled through the ages, from the Old West to the distant future, always clad in his rugged cowboy attire and the trusty sweatpants that gave him his incredible powers.
As he traversed time and space, Jed became a legend, a cowboy out of time, revered by people of all eras for his courage and daring. His sweatpants became a symbol of his incredible power, a testament to the limitless potential of the human spirit.
Today, you too can tap into the power of time and space with a pair of these amazing sweatpants. Whether you're jogging through your backyard or exploring the frontiers of the unknown, these pants will keep you comfortable and stylish every step of the way. So why wait? Join the ranks of Jed and countless other adventurers and blaze your own trail through time and space!
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
• Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
• Tapered fit
• Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
• 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Elastic waistband with external drawcord
• Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black)
• Pilling-resistant
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador or Honduras
As he put them on and started to jog, he suddenly found himself transported to a time far beyond his own. The world around him had transformed into a futuristic wonderland, full of flying cars and towering skyscrapers. But to his amazement, he discovered that he had developed superhuman speed and agility, able to dart through the bustling crowds with ease.
Jed knew he had stumbled upon something truly incredible. With his newfound abilities and trusty sweatpants, he set out to explore the endless possibilities of time travel. He traveled through the ages, from the Old West to the distant future, always clad in his rugged cowboy attire and the trusty sweatpants that gave him his incredible powers.
As he traversed time and space, Jed became a legend, a cowboy out of time, revered by people of all eras for his courage and daring. His sweatpants became a symbol of his incredible power, a testament to the limitless potential of the human spirit.
Today, you too can tap into the power of time and space with a pair of these amazing sweatpants. Whether you're jogging through your backyard or exploring the frontiers of the unknown, these pants will keep you comfortable and stylish every step of the way. So why wait? Join the ranks of Jed and countless other adventurers and blaze your own trail through time and space!
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
• Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
• Tapered fit
• Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
• 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Elastic waistband with external drawcord
• Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black)
• Pilling-resistant
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador or Honduras
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