Jittery Jeb's Defender Mug
Jittery Jeb's Defender Mug
$13.00
In a dusty, sun-soaked town nestled in the heart of the wild, wild west, there lived a cowboy named Jeb "Jittery" Johnson. Jeb was known for his extraordinary skills as a gunslinger, but he had another talent that few knew about: his prowess with an ordinary coffee mug.
One fateful day, a notorious gang of bandits rode into town, determined to rob the local bank and terrorize the townsfolk. Jeb, being the town's unofficial guardian, knew it was his duty to stand up against these outlaws. But as fate would have it, his trusty revolvers were in the local gunsmith's shop for repairs, and he found himself without a weapon to fend off the bandits.
Undeterred, Jeb glanced around and caught sight of his favorite coffee mug, the one he used every morning to enjoy his steaming cup of joe. With no other options, he decided to face the gang of bandits using nothing but his trusty coffee mug.
As the bandits began to storm the bank, Jeb burst through the doors, brandishing his coffee mug like a lethal weapon. The bandits laughed at the sight of the cowboy armed with nothing but a mug, but their laughter was short-lived.
With astonishing speed and precision, Jeb swung the coffee mug at the nearest bandit, knocking him out cold. The other outlaws stared in disbelief as Jeb took on each of them, using his trusty mug to disarm and incapacitate them one by one. The heavy, durable ceramic of the mug made it the perfect weapon, and Jeb wielded it with the same skill and finesse as his revolvers.
In no time, Jeb had single-handedly defeated the entire gang of bandits, sending them fleeing from the town with their tails between their legs. The townsfolk hailed Jeb as a hero, and word spread far and wide about the cowboy who had saved the day armed only with a coffee mug.
Now, you too can own a piece of history with the "Jittery Jeb's Defender Mug." Made from the same heavy, durable ceramic as the one Jeb used to vanquish the bandits, this coffee mug is perfect for enjoying your morning brew or fending off outlaws. Emblazoned with the image of Jeb and his trusty mug, the "Jittery Jeb's Defender Mug" serves as a reminder of the courage, resourcefulness, and determination it takes to stand up against adversity. Order yours today and become a part of the legend.
• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
One fateful day, a notorious gang of bandits rode into town, determined to rob the local bank and terrorize the townsfolk. Jeb, being the town's unofficial guardian, knew it was his duty to stand up against these outlaws. But as fate would have it, his trusty revolvers were in the local gunsmith's shop for repairs, and he found himself without a weapon to fend off the bandits.
Undeterred, Jeb glanced around and caught sight of his favorite coffee mug, the one he used every morning to enjoy his steaming cup of joe. With no other options, he decided to face the gang of bandits using nothing but his trusty coffee mug.
As the bandits began to storm the bank, Jeb burst through the doors, brandishing his coffee mug like a lethal weapon. The bandits laughed at the sight of the cowboy armed with nothing but a mug, but their laughter was short-lived.
With astonishing speed and precision, Jeb swung the coffee mug at the nearest bandit, knocking him out cold. The other outlaws stared in disbelief as Jeb took on each of them, using his trusty mug to disarm and incapacitate them one by one. The heavy, durable ceramic of the mug made it the perfect weapon, and Jeb wielded it with the same skill and finesse as his revolvers.
In no time, Jeb had single-handedly defeated the entire gang of bandits, sending them fleeing from the town with their tails between their legs. The townsfolk hailed Jeb as a hero, and word spread far and wide about the cowboy who had saved the day armed only with a coffee mug.
Now, you too can own a piece of history with the "Jittery Jeb's Defender Mug." Made from the same heavy, durable ceramic as the one Jeb used to vanquish the bandits, this coffee mug is perfect for enjoying your morning brew or fending off outlaws. Emblazoned with the image of Jeb and his trusty mug, the "Jittery Jeb's Defender Mug" serves as a reminder of the courage, resourcefulness, and determination it takes to stand up against adversity. Order yours today and become a part of the legend.
• Ceramic
• 11oz mug dimensions: height - 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter - 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15oz mug dimensions: height - 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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